You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I want her autograph on my taint
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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