Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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