Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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