Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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