and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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