It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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