For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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