D3 body, D1 cock
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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