She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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