He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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