So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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