stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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