people are starting to question the shark bite story
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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