I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I bet he comes in French.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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