That's intense
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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