Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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