Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I think people are normalizing furries
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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