how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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