if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just found a bag of teeth...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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