so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
try to milk me bitch
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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