No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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