Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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