I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
