I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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