there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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