I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
