is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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