Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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