So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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