Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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