She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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