I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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