Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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