Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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