Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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