is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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