why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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