Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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