my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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