Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.