I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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