Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize