if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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