does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
