I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
