So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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