Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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