32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize