You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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