New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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