I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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