Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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