Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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