That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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