The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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